In my first ever attention grabbing, go out on a limb, blog post, I decided to comment on John Naughton including Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends (1984-1991) among his worst 50 TV shows of all time (
discussed here). The inevitable conclusion of his including Thomas and Friends on such a list is that he's lost his mind. I suppose there might be other conclusions... feel free to post below should you think of any but my list is as follows:
- John Naughton is so stupid that he sits on the TV and watches the couch
- John Naughton recently sat on an airplane in close proximity to a loud-mouthed Thomas loving 2 year old
- John Naughton thought no one would pay any attention to him unless he said something so stupid that it was news worthy (I have no doubt that this is true... whether he realizes it I have no idea)
- John Naughton is a pen name for John Naughty who never got any toys when he was a lad
- John Naughton is so stupid, he put lipstick on his head just to make up his mind
- If brains were dynamite, John Naughton wouldn't have enough to blow his nose
- If you gave John Naughton a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change
- John Naughton once took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff
- You can make John Naughton's eyes twinkle by shining a light in his ears
- If you asked John Naughton to speak his mind, he'd be speechless
- John Naughton's so stupid that he once got hit by a parked car
- John Naughton orders his sushi well done
But I guess he's entitled to his opinions too.