Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Not News: Terence Hair Controversy!

We at the Thomas the Tank Engine Blog have never shied away from controversy. Today, however we were shocked to discover that Terence the Orange Tractor WEARS A TOUPEE!!! Sure, now that you know, it's pretty obvious looking at the picture, but imagine the surprise on the Island of Sodor when this news got out. It was always assumed by his personality and demeanor that Terence the Tractor was but a wee lad. But is he?

Our undercover photographers got this exclusive photo of the "hairless wonder" we all know (or thought we knew) and love.


As of press time, neither Terence nor his publicists returned calls requesting comments.


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