News: Columnist has a new man in her life

There’s a new man in my life. He’s short and kind of cute, in a blue kind
of way. He has a habit of always bringing all of his friends over, keeps me up
late at night and sometimes he even greets me first thing in the morning.

What’s his name you ask and does Mark know about him?

His name is Thomas…Thomas the Tank Engine to be exact. And all of his
little friends. Well, some of them.

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